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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
lol @ We stand for one moment silence , i will stand for hours
Wife to her husband: Honey, today it is our wedding 5th anniversay, what shall we do for this ocassion.
Husband: We stand for one moment silence.
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Wife: Bring potato with you.
Husband: Bring potato with you.
Wife: I told you bring potato with you.
Husband: I told you bring potato with you.
Wife: Why are you repeating what I say?
Husband: Why are you repeating what I say?
Wife: I love you sweet heart.
Husband: How many kilos of potato you want?
One has karak and the other is kiraak
Lol....
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Keep it clean please - or else !!
Lonius Does it mean you never had oral sex with Rizks?
i was talking abt "oral" sex, not any 'F'ing word ! :)
are you one of them ?
rofl..:))
Madiha..relax...rofl...:))..this is qatar living and not adult site...rofl
The young fellow is about to marry and asks his grandfather how often a married couple should have sex.
His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year -- maybe on your anniversary."
The young fellow asks, "How about you and Grandma?"
His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now. She goes into her bedroom and I go into my bedroom. She yells, 'F**k you,' and I holler back, 'F**k you, too!'"
Briteyy, you had less money or she was a little Calypso???
I always wanted to buy a Pearl necklace for my Cuban Shotputter. Could never afford one large enough to fit her beautiful neck :O(
lol :)
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Lol Baburao nice one