Nine words women use...

lima foxtrot
By lima foxtrot

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up!

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do it!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying "**** you"
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the Woman's response refer to #3

This is to warn Men about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

For the Women, this gives them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

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By _chelsea_• 25 Nov 2007 16:48
_chelsea_

So true...

...People will forget what you said.

People will forget what you did.

But people will never forget

How you made them feel ...

By Qatarina• 22 Nov 2007 01:28
Qatarina

LOL..My husband will have a crack at this...that is me to the tee...and the translation into 'woman' language is so true...but my hubby is such a gem because he really knows how to respond to them and in the end we both end up laughing and i forget what the issue was in the first place (well, at least most of the time..99%) :) I'm going to forward this to my hubby, dad and brothers...lol...

By GodFather.• 21 Nov 2007 21:01
GodFather.

WHAT EVER

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By lima foxtrot• 21 Nov 2007 20:59
lima foxtrot

And thank you Maani, glad you enjoyed it!

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By maani• 21 Nov 2007 20:37
maani

nice post lima foxtrot ... thanxxx 4 nice post...

By GodFather.• 21 Nov 2007 20:34
GodFather.

another one is AM I Bovered

By buttercupryle• 21 Nov 2007 20:00
Rating: 4/5
buttercupryle

yes this is so true to me...but my favorite is #8.

“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho

By lima foxtrot• 21 Nov 2007 19:57
lima foxtrot

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By buttercupryle• 21 Nov 2007 19:55
Rating: 4/5
buttercupryle

I used these words most of the time.

“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho

By novita77• 21 Nov 2007 19:25
novita77

yes i do know Hanuman :D

By sentibhim• 21 Nov 2007 19:22
sentibhim

DO u know Hanuman ?

ha ha ha ha ha ah

By t_coffee_or_me• 21 Nov 2007 19:21
t_coffee_or_me

today is slow for everyone guess the server is slow

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here

Than a whole truck load when I'm gone

By sentibhim• 21 Nov 2007 19:21
sentibhim

due to Double shift duty.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By novita77• 21 Nov 2007 19:20
novita77

sentibhim ... did not realize you are a Hanuman lol ... :D

By t_coffee_or_me• 21 Nov 2007 19:18
t_coffee_or_me

where u been hidding and from whom

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here

Than a whole truck load when I'm gone

By t_coffee_or_me• 21 Nov 2007 19:16
t_coffee_or_me

lol even then i dont think u will be safe

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here

Than a whole truck load when I'm gone

By sentibhim• 21 Nov 2007 19:15
sentibhim

You are man and we are Hanuman.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By lima foxtrot• 21 Nov 2007 19:13
lima foxtrot

But your a man, i'm a women, BIG difference!!!!!

Dweller, new I had forgot one!!!!!

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By t_coffee_or_me• 21 Nov 2007 19:09
t_coffee_or_me

it seems you dont know the ladies of QL much do u

lastt ime i posted an article and i got chewed royally

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here

Than a whole truck load when I'm gone

By lima foxtrot• 21 Nov 2007 19:08
lima foxtrot

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By dweller• 21 Nov 2007 19:07
dweller

You missed out the most popular...............headache!

By t_coffee_or_me• 21 Nov 2007 19:00
t_coffee_or_me

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this will get you in trouble now

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here

Than a whole truck load when I'm gone

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