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From a WOMAN friend!
What I Want In A Man! (Original List)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8.. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
flor,TAGALOG copied the word HINDI from us...lolzzzz
that wht i told soniya rizks translation will always lead the person who involved in RISK.
word for NO! Lol! Really!
OMG rizk, man u will never change...hats off to ur translation skills.....lolzzzz
Really keeps me laughing!..now let's wait the post of "What I want in a Woman"
Maybe flor you can organize ur thoughts and make one :)
Q1 and Flor here is the translation:---- :)
have to chck wth ur eyes and brain flor,nai toh bohoth muskil mai padegae aap.
English: Have to check with your eyes and brain flor or else you will get blind and beg in the streets....:)
no need of ur translation rizks,coz always ur trnsltn will lead to risks
i mean thn u will be in trouble if not u chck ur eyes.now got it flor.im sry again for typing in hindi
soniya zi, it seems someone is in need in Translating something here ? :)
Lol!
can you give me the translation, please!
gtim, because she cares!
MJ, is that what you expect also with your man? Hehehehehehe!!!!!
Q1, use english in main forum coz all can't understand HINDI..If u wanna use, u need to translate it for others..ok..cheer up...
LOL it keeps changing alright... :P
hahaha.. and why in particular she send it to you flor? why not post it n public forum? I'm wondering... :)
have to chck wth ur eyes and brain flor,nai toh bohoth muskil mai padegae aap.
it's not normal for men at 30 to miss the toilet! Lol! Me, I go to the wrong toilet, always the female toilet! Lol!
Thanks for sharing. Put a smile on my face, specially age 72 :
mehnis,i m sure u will soon come up with the idea of WHAT I WANT IN A WOMAN..lol
sending me this all the way from Sri Lanka! It put a smile on my face (and heart). Hehehehehehe!!!!!!!!
Ha ha Good one Flor. Wishes can come true sometimes!!!
flor, i can just say WOW.....
:) Good one
Copy cats on QL must be busy preparing the men version..waiting...
wishful thinking ........:-)))
at age 72 is hilarious ROFL!!!!!!!!good one.