Merry Devil Worship...

By qwertyness •
Heard on the radio today about a sign advertising visits and pictures with Satan Claus... I know Christmas has become commerical but I didn't realize the devil has gotten into the act :)
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well, some kids maybe- the type of kids that write morbid poetry and spend their time lighting black candles in the graveyard, while flicking their poorly-thought out emo hair cut out of their eyes as they cut themselves with a lady bic razor......
I'm just envisioning the Santa robot from futurama...or some sort of evil spectre that lures children with candy canes and promises of satanic power over their sisters...
Haha! That is funny! I couldn't picture a scary Santa Claus!
cheers,
paul
Dyslexia Rules - KO!
i think he meant Satan Claws, which is another nickname for Fat-Cat....