According to me, is the to have a naked woman in front of the television holding a chilled beer while the game is on! Who do i look at the beer or the GAME!
How will we determine who the farting culprit is if its silent farts? Rizks your a dog right? how good is your sense of smell? If i dangle a butt in front of you will u be able to sniff out the Fart Attacker?
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
In City Centre Cinema, you watching a good romantic/action/thrill movie and a person sitting right in front of you quietly Farting continously coz of the rotten cabbage he/she ate the other day......:(
So same thing happned last night to me Smoke.. I told her that I have invited a few friends over for coffee.. She said why don't you take them to a coffee shop. So simple I get to go out and she is also happy cos she don't have to clean afterwards..lol
Mental Torture # 3: You want to go out for a round of drinks with your buddies, you take your wife shopping, you do the dishes, you change the baby's diapers, you water the plants, you wash her car,you watch her favorite soaps for two hours straight with her asking you to hold her. Then you see its time to meet up with your friend Bob. You grab your coat, you put on your hat, you have one foot out the door and your wife yells "YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE"
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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You blind shivering KAT...not #4 but # 5....:)
your right tess..thats going to be mental torture # 4 then.
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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lol tess .....
No Smoke. I will bite the bloody flesh out of tat bloody farters bum.....:)
UkEng why not i collect the farting fart in an empty popcorn bag and open right in front reception as proof....??
How will we determine who the farting culprit is if its silent farts? Rizks your a dog right? how good is your sense of smell? If i dangle a butt in front of you will u be able to sniff out the Fart Attacker?
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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Rizk take a photo of the farting fart to the reception..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Smoke can't add anymore to that.. I am the Man of the house.. When I get home today at 3pm..
She is out with her friend till 5pm..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
tess.....ya it has to be like tat ....after all its a bloody torture u know.....:(
LOL Rizks thats some serious torture i say....i feel your pain :P
Ukeng next time you look your wife straight in the eyes and tell her "I'm the man of this house..... until you get home honey" :P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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UkEng...how the reception people know tat the guy whoever it is ? is having upset stomach ?
Go the reception and ask for a refund
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Mental Torture # 4 :
In City Centre Cinema, you watching a good romantic/action/thrill movie and a person sitting right in front of you quietly Farting continously coz of the rotten cabbage he/she ate the other day......:(
So same thing happned last night to me Smoke.. I told her that I have invited a few friends over for coffee.. She said why don't you take them to a coffee shop. So simple I get to go out and she is also happy cos she don't have to clean afterwards..lol
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HE WHO DARES WINS
True UK how they quickly forget we are creatures that need to running wild and free :)
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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Smoke or she asking where you going at this time of night when you have told her all day that you is going to meet up with Bob for a drink..
Thats not effecking Tortue that is an incursion to the freedom of your self being..:)
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Khanan combing infront of Rizks :)
SMN ..good one..:)
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Mental Torture # 3: You want to go out for a round of drinks with your buddies, you take your wife shopping, you do the dishes, you change the baby's diapers, you water the plants, you wash her car,you watch her favorite soaps for two hours straight with her asking you to hold her. Then you see its time to meet up with your friend Bob. You grab your coat, you put on your hat, you have one foot out the door and your wife yells "YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE"
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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Mental Torture !!
A hairy person combing continously and applying GEL in front of a bald person......:(
You can't teach experience...
The second one smoke is physical torture. You're harming ur kidneys by not peeing on time!
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
kindly specify what kind of lady you want...fat, skiny, white, black, pretty ,ugly...lol....PEACE!
lolzzz....
You can't teach experience...
You can't teach experience...
You can't teach experience...
Better wake her up and go the toilet otherwise she gonna think that you have just had a wet dream..:)
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HE WHO DARES WINS
or mental retarded? lolzzzzzzz
naked last night at quiz that you lost yourself.
Just tell the B***** to get out of the way and hand you the beer..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
lol Smoke - tatz good one ....
Traveling in a train with a sexy cleavage showing girl falling asleep on your shoulder....and you wanting to use the bathroom for the last 30 mins :P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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watdahell.... are you talkin about Quiz Game ?
MALLU brother starts an argument [in his own mother tongue] with his family members back in phone
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That's a very big mental torture too :P
Rizks is another mental torture for us all :P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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Which GAME we talkin about here ?
Electricity Failure during important event on TV
That's really MENTAL TORTURE