MEN!!!...and they say WOMEN are confusing?
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS .
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't MAKE LOVE with him., he says u DON'T LOVE him;
If u DO!! He says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u DON'T, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAIN.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
The only confusion that exists is in our own minds. Once you clear the cobwebs inside your head, you will realise that neither men nor women are confusing.
**** Aal Izz Well****
Appreciate, all females agrees :D
Women's wrong perception and continuous suspicion is the root cause.
Don't suspect your partner and show more trust, faith
and mutual understanding will solve these issues!
Peace
hahaha Good one Sonaam, hahaha :D :D :D
Regards,
Master Roy.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
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very nice sharing azilana..it made me smile :)
man. And Azi as a very beautiful woman loves man as her subject (for discussion in the forum). Lol!!! Miss Yah!
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"Why is my PM access blocked?"
Now how did you manage to make up these details about us men??
At least you were creative. LOL
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Guess there are no bad girls in Qatar?..:(
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Can We Fix It?
Yes We Can!
And girls tend to like bad boys too:-)
I like bad gals..lol
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Can We Fix It?
Yes We Can!
I think the: "If u do WELL in your EXAMS, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAIN."
Says pretty much what age group this was for. I would hope none of you boys think like that anymore. ;)
"We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect." Ambrose Bierce
LOL, so this is how women think that men think?
Don't suspect your partner and show more trust, faith
and mutual understanding will solve these issues!
Peace
right you are...hehehehe
THE/MY BOSS is 6'4" tall so I have to LOOK UP TO HIM...whehehehe
Azilana...may be thats why I am not the BOSS...:)________________________________________
One life to live, live it to the fullest.
Sorry :-)
This topic has nothing to do with religion...
THANK YOU! :-)
I'm a smoker...THE/MY BOSS chews TOBACCO.
He doesn't mind that I smoke but he prefers that I stop smoking. As a compromise, I don't smoke when I'm with/around him.
I agree for :
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
I dont like my girl to smoke not for anything else but for health reasons...and so she is a BAD girl...:)
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One life to live, live it to the fullest.
lol, did you not notice it was posted in funnies.. don't drag religion into this now..
LOL Dot.com, Yes me too !
I didnt do it !
and I'wll not do it again !
SOURCE : DRACULA
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सोनम दी नेपाली बाबु
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but you better check your post, especially this one:
If you(MAN) visit "another man",
You're not putting in "quality time"...
---> if my GUY prefers to visit ANOTHER MAN instead of ME...I would be worried...lol ;P
believe me, neither i did, nor i'll.
i like them in every shape :P
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A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose! Dr. Choc
agree!
lol let me post this one
If you kiss her,
You are not a gentleman
If you don't,
You are not a man
If you praise her,
She thinks you are lying
If you don't,
You are good for not
If you agree to all her likes,
You are a wimp
If you don't,
You are not understanding
If you visit her often,
She thinks you are boring
If you don't,
She accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed,
She says you are a playboy
If you don't,
You are a dull boy
If you are jealous,
She says it's bad
If you don't,
She thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance,
She says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
She thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late,
She complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
She says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man,
You're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while,
She professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
She yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
You lack ethics
If you do,
She thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman,
She accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
She says that they are just admiring
If you talk,
She wants you to listen
If you listen,
She wants you to talk
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सोनम दी नेपाली बाबु
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I'm not generalizing though....
Like they say...the first one who clucks(like a chicken) layed the egg. ;P
two dimensional view point....
change all statments from 'he/him' to 'she/her'....will appear more appropriate :)
men, cant live with them, cant live without them.
...maybe we can start to forget men..lol!
...OMG!
...There`s a lot of things to learn about relationship
...no way out,no reason,nothing everything..
what we can now?
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
How true......