MEN JOKES -- Why Men Can Pee Standing Up
God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over.
He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so He thought He might just as well ask them.
He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.
"It's a very handy thing," God told them,"and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a mand should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feed away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains," said God.
if you're hungry and hypoglycemic don't read the FUNNIES Section :D
He sent me the same comments he posted above...
Some people do need to chill out.
THIS IS POSTED IN THE FUNNIES...see the title: MEN JOKES...so it's a joke...hayyyyzzzz
Anyways.. pissing standing up or sitting down doesn't matter.
Some guys here need to chill...this is just a joke...in the FUNNIES section...hello?
Gal: Three & three six & three nine
I know the length of yours but you don't know the depth of mine
Guy: Three & three six & three nine
I can piss in yours but you can't in mine.
how unlucky man are..so persistent of having a thing, thought he doesn't even know yet what would god gave him..
what if Eve, asked and begged God to have it..hmmmm
how dear u say like this i am gonna kill u .n dnt u ever say such bullshit abt such nobbel person i swear of ALLAH if u were here next 2 me i would cut u in thousands pieces n give it 2 ma dogs thy would love 2 eat u ...... n offer forgiveness to ALLAH IN THE MONTH OF RAMADAN and 1 more thing u will go to hell ....n would u ever think hw u will face thm n ALLAH on the day of judgement n think before u say n may ALLAH never forgive u
i think u dont know muslims yet...that when they get mad what can they do...just wait and watch
wtf r u thinking u r writing dont u have any sense u as* ho*e...offensive
do women pee by sitting ????
Sorry about that rOcKzZz
i pee by sitting lol....
lol rishi.. I was just about to use fluid mechanics :-P
that's nice to know azi..:) was just defending the guys..
Sign near urinals...
Aim properly..
You are holding a pistol or is it pisstol
and not a rifle
my degree needs a lot of calculations and normal values and all that stuff...
And now, I do bookkeeping, accounting, payroll and I'm doing admin work. Guess I'm Jane (not Jack) of all trades, master of none :P
Burp......next
azi, i believe, fluid mechanics is certainly not one of your favourite subjects...so dont go into it..
BLAHAHAHAHAHAHA, so fannnny (Funny)..
why there are still splatters on the seat?
Too much velocity or the too much distance from point A to point B.
the distance to travel to the destination will be higher if the source is short??? whehehehehe
See...not only mathematical equation...but logic as well ;P
a brain woman can control...
a brain man can never control! LOL
you are amazing....
aha...so..thts the story!!
Hey it's good for more than just peeing...
Please stop it with the being offended folks... Really are some of you over here to be professionally offended? Does your job title require you to walk on egg shells, or observe others doing it... Let's not be ridiculous
I eat all day long during Ramadan and I eat pork. Now there you can get offended about my personal choice to do that!
yes wk...if not for that I would have had no brains ;)
Genesis 2-2 1/2 And on the seventh day God made a BLONDE! :0)
shapil good you remember now ;o)
that thing has gotta brain of its own.
He gave them a brain AND the ability of multiple Orgasms :O(
100 % true xena
so silly............do we have to laugh now
you are starting to become offensive...I have no idea why you stay on QL if you find everything that anyone posts so offensive...
offensive???? people that can't take a joke are offensive.
lol offensive to whom???
By the way Azi peeing standing up is not an easy task. it takes a lot of brains and you need to apply Physics to it. Study the projectile motion, initial velocity, momentum, distance to be covered, wind velocity and the direction to calculate the force required.. It takes a lot of brains :P
hehehehehe.....target practising :-)
azi, the women took the better looking white matter and left the dirty looking gray matter for the man..
and the rest is history..:)