Men Are Like ......................
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips..
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
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9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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This is for all the remarkable women I know on QL, as well as to the many understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys I might be lucky enough to know here!!!!!!!!!!
FU all the women were protesting that I was posting even Funnies directed against Women. That is why I chose this for today albeit I did not know it had been posted earlier.
That is why I wrote:
This is for all the remarkable women I know on QL, as well as to the many understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys I might be lucky enough to know here!!!!!!!!!!
Such a big reply to a oneliner?? there was a better one Mehnis.. check check :)
I too protest !!
the Rest can too protest....:)
Apologies WK. I missed out that one!! But anyway for those who have not seen it can have a few laughs.
Mehnis - I protest.
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/919017
good one! LOL
My beautiful Doc keeps commenting that all threads are against women even funnies are directed at them. That is why this one is for the women here!!!!!!!!!!!
Men are like high heels...
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
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hehehhehehe
GR8
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ROFL... :P