Married Buddies in the bar
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'Lets do it!' ....and she's always sound asleep.
See Saad.. how I saved you the money... :)
snessy: very cleaver... i am impressed
LOL Saad, your post has been nicely manipulated all of a sudden.
jack: that is a Secret.... But can tell you this much it is a
Chocolate on which it is written Sneesy... Specially made for her.... ;)
Eeewwww guys! Keep your chocolate to yourself...The girls and I will get our own :-)
Lol Snessy...
By the way...Saad what kind of chocolate do you intend the give the ladies...
I have a chocolate thats 14 inches long... want some?
Guys I am talking about the big size toblerone:
sneesy: pm me your address will fed ex you the Chocolates... ;)
and we don't want virtual chocolates either!
saad...this could get really expensive, all of us women are expecting chocolate from you now - don't let us down ;-)
aneehs: should i pm you the Chocolates, or E-mail.... :)
no need bateels will do.
I should Ask "Willy Wonka" to lend me The Chocolate Factory of his.
Will request " Charlie " also.... ;)
gloomy: I'll check it out at gharafa.... :))
lindt white chocolates? plenty of stock in lulu gharafa! :))
Saad..Delafee chocolate will do for me.
Lovemee: It is out of stock, will check it out again tomorrow... :))
saad where's my lindt white chocolate?..:(
aneehs: which kind of Chocolates are these.... ;)
try Snessy chocolate bar!
I am craving for Chocolates now.... :((
hahahhahaaa
Mmmmmmmm, me too! Remember though, a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips, LOL :-)
lol.... snessy i can do anything to eat chocolates... Love it...... yummy
Aaahhh Saad, how sweet of you to worry about me being tired, but I don't mind, I lived there for a short time and I would love to go back. BTW, I can eat alot of chocolate ;-)
snessy, i'll get you Swiss Chocolates, why to waste time flying 7 hours you will get tired.... ;)
Saad...Swiss chocolates could work, if you've flown me to Geneva to have them.
Jack...your good wishes are worth a hell of a lot more than a Mercedes :-)
Jack: what a clever person you are... ;)
Snessy... like what? :)
I would have sent you a Merc but was not sure you would like the colour....
I would have sent you a thousand flowers ... but they rot with time...
So I send you my good wishes ...lol
What about Swiss Chocolates???
jack...I have expensive taste, chocolates just wouldn't cut it :-)
Ignorance is bliss they say...
Tinker can I buy you flowers? and Snessy you some chocolate?
Tinker dont tell folks on QL... lol
Snessy ... lol...
I get to be both - Part 1 and Part 2....
Lol, i never knew this story was of Jack....
Which guy are you Jack? The one that always gets caught or the one whose wife doesn't want to "do it"?
Gudone ...dont laugh... I dont like it :(
haha.. lol jack
OMG ... OMG... OMG Saad Its me you just described... on a Thursday night :(...lol
unquestionably saad, coz we r not brothers..;)
see yeah buddy...zzzzzzzzzzz
gloomy and lovemee
are you both sisters.... ;)
our avatars perfectly matched! :)
check your pm. :)
let us do it ....i got it ...they say about pachh..pachh...LOL
thx and you are most welcome ....
The smile is a famous word without letters
oh handsomeqatar, Amen!!, u'r a saint..;)
I will never ever hurt some one who is kind or bad to me !!
handsomeqatar,
check my signature.
Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself
lolz... this IS NICE,....!! :P
Lovemee check ur pm....:)
check again Rizks:)
ok handsomeqatar,
y dont you start first,
sure we will follow u:)
Lovemee nothing in the PM...:(
My PM is empty, flies flying in my Inbox...:(
Plz do something.
Annd ya, I Lub you too....:)
just ramadan finished , try to say something niiiiiice !!!!
Rizks check pm:)
I love you
You Lovemee
We're best friends
Like friends should be
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you muwahhhh muwahhh muwahhh
Won't you say you love me too!!
Lovemee wots ur previous ID ? :(
PM me if u cant say it here...:)
rizks, lovemee knows you very well.... ;)
Lovemee. meaning is " At your own risk "
Lovemee u forgot to give ur intro...:)
Anywayz, i am Rizk free from all the Risks- you may join me for a Coffee at your own Risk....:)
saad what's the meaning of
Apna ghar hai yar...:)
Rizks, lets do it...
Apna ghar hai yar... ;)
hehehe i dont want to do it:)
where have u been saaddddd!!!!!!
Lets do it ! ?
What ? :(