MARKETING CONCEPTS ......

A Professor was explaining MARKETING CONCEPTS to the Students:-

YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT PARTY.

1) You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
- That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're with a bunch of friends. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
- That's Advertising.

3. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
- That's Telemarketing.

4. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: 'By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?' ?
- That's Public Relations.

5. She walks up to you and says: 'You are very rich! Can you marry me?'
- That's Brand Recognition.

6. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback.

7. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap.

8. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him.
- That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets.