LOVELY HUSBAND
Two men are playing golf one day.
As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course.
One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by.
He then puts his cap back on and proceeds to tee off.
"Gee Harry, that was a very nice gesture on your part. It was very thoughtful and respectful of you to do that," his friend says.
"Well," Harry replies, "I was married to her for 30 years, it was the least I could do."
some men are dog, lol
chaud
Well its true....all you women tell us we can't multitask so....?? LOL
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin
typical!!!men will never change.
...like the story about Bill and Bob playing golf.
Bill tells his wife he is meeting Bob to play golf tomorrow morning. Late the following evening Bill finally returns home.
His wife asks where he has been all day. Normally a morning round of golf would have Bill back home by 12pm or so.
Bill says "you won't believe this, but on the 2nd hole Bob had a heart attack and DIED!!"
Bill's wife was in shock "oh my, that is terrible" she said.
Bill said "I know - for 16 holes I had to hit my ball, then drag Bob, then hit my ball and drag Bob. It really made for a long round!"
See...its a golf thing... :)
men are so cruel. why u do that? LOL
I DO WHAT I LIKE, I LIKE WHAT I DO
huh.. men.. what else can we say...
Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..