The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger's Last Request
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone
Ranger.
In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
Before I kill you, I grant you three requests.
What is your first request?'
The Lone Ranger responds,
'I'd like to speak to my horse'
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful
blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
'You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.
What is your second request?'
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more
attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
'You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
'What is your last request?'
The Lone Ranger responds,
'I'd like to speak to my horse,.... alone'.
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
Listen very carefully for.... the.... last....f**king time, I said.....
'BRING POSSE'
So it doesn't matter...
I'm still on Ql...
Just leave me out your Harry Potter stories...
I'm sorry you don't have a life,,,
Tallg...I know your not the same...
I'm just not gonna live with this shyt...
If china is ever brave enough to meet me...
Then we can go back to normal...
But i just can't stand here and watch this BS...
You can't teach experience...
Good point tallg, however, if persons use aliases, masquerade with forum names, then this is not real life.
Therefore not only does britexpat's theory, but also your own holds water.
Therefore you could also be me and vice versa.
Hope that clarifies things LOL.
Nice theory brit!
China Syndrome is a made up theory which would never survive in real life. Some might say that seems quite apt.
In China, most people are short compared to the West.
In medicine and psychology, the term syndrome refers to the association of several clinically recognizable features.. One of these is Tallness. Hence a Tall Chinese would be thought of as unusual and thus show the "syndrome"..
Need I say more ?
Thanks for clarifying china.
Now I just have to convince people that I'm not a jealous muther fluker (which is hard cos I don't know what I'm supposed to be jealous of) and that I'm not interested in fighting anyone, anyday anytime.
if anybody were led to believe we were one and the same, that was not my intention.
It seems outrageous, uncomprehensible and absolutely ludicrous that anybody could come to the conclusion that we could be connected, who could have thought such a thing.
I think the less said about that the better :-)
Tallg is NOT China Syndrome so cool it.
I still have no idea what you're going on about Vegas, and no idea why you felt the need to have a go at me. I'd love an explanation.
And what am I supposed to be jealous of?
You can't teach experience...
dont assume you are the horse, you can be the Lone Ranger if it makes you happy.
I don't care what one says about me...
But my firends are really hurt...
And it's just rediculous...
For someone to basically put down people and disguise it in fancy language is just wrong...
They can pick on me all they want but don't pick on my firends...
Got it???
You can't teach experience...
Vegas - wtf? What have I done now?
hahahhahhahahaaha ty brit!:D
life is stressful as it is, dont make it worse will ya...........
Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"
Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"
You can't teach experience...
A jealous muther fluker...
You know I'm right...
Anyday anytime Mo fo...
You can't teach experience...
true tallg but then some are just a bit behind.......:D
life is stressful as it is, dont make it worse will ya...........
Generally jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them!
That must be the American English spelling Vegas.
thank you tallg- now that is funny.......lol
life is stressful as it is, dont make it worse will ya...........
That might be funny???
BTW
The proper way to say that is Puzzy...
You can't teach experience...
Change the O and E in POSSE to U and Y respectively.
w8 4 RIN TIN TIN
yalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SILVERRRRRRR awayyyyyyyyyyyy.....
:-" :-w
You can't teach experience...
I think the horse is not stupid, and understand English. He either has a hearing problem, or Lone Ranger had a thick accent.
Its the way you tell em..
or was offended.
But please dont hold me responsible if the stupid horse cannot understand plain English!!!!
lol i sure did find that funny i actually have a grin on my face while typing this...
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
_[]~SMoKE~[]_
He'll probably bring a cat next.
But, Np, some do, some dont
You know China I diidnt find that funny...
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown