Lie Detector

every_mothers_nightmare
By every_mothers_n...

Lie Detector

One day Jack's dad bought a robot.

The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

Jack returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".

Jack answered, "Dad we had extra classes today ".

Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Jack on his face.

His dad told him, this robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, " Why are you late?"

"Dad I went for a movie",

"Which movie?"

"The Ten Commandments",

Splatt... Jack got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

"No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen."

"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."

Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

Hearing all this, Jack's mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying, " After all he is your son, he will be like you"

The robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Jack's mothers face.

Don't ask what the moral of the story is ???????????? ????????? ?

By OverLord• 21 Feb 2009 17:30
Rating: 5/5
OverLord

I bought a lie detector once for about 800qr I got it from U.K... u put it on ur head and has a mic and as soon as u stop taking it goes lie lie....

~Posted from the OverLord~

~© and all right reserved®~

By tanya123• 21 Feb 2009 16:32
tanya123

yeah, u have a point...maybe whats up ads is their basic only, hope there is a higher class....

shots not only those who lies..but those also is pissingly i***t. taraaaan

& world peace...

By every_mothers_nightmare• 21 Feb 2009 16:28
every_mothers_nightmare

the one you buy for office make sure it shoots not slaps.....lolz

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

By tanya123• 21 Feb 2009 16:23
tanya123

thanks emn..gotta grab couple of it tonight, need it for office and next to my hubby...wahahahahaha

By every_mothers_nightmare• 21 Feb 2009 16:18
every_mothers_nightmare

tanya its there in lulu hyper

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

By tanya123• 21 Feb 2009 16:08
tanya123

WHERE CAN WE GET THIS ROBOT??? :d

By nicklessguy• 21 Feb 2009 15:57
nicklessguy

hahaahahah......good one dude....

By Dracula• 21 Feb 2009 15:24
Dracula

every_dad's_nightmare :)

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