A Kiss and a Slap

Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train
goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a
kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The
women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent
over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them
remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to
kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got
slapped.

Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have
thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap Bush again.