kids on marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you
like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip
coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,
and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
to get to know each other. Even boys have something to
say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and
that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a
second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call
all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me
in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
should marry them and have kids with them. It's the
right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is.......
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
we sure could LEARN a lot from our kids, don't we?
copied and pasted of course... but if it didn't bring about a smile or a hearty laugh ... well, you can always comment and say so..LOL
***BUBBLY***
Gazmo - this forum is in Funnies -
Pls don discuss the accidents in life on this forum....
Make another one.. we shall feel bad for you and share our experiences too......
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I married my wife!
Ignorance is bliss
ash, well said....
the society imposes on us education so we could "find the money" and spend it in this material world... but the main reason for everything that we do is our ultimate happiness and fulfillment - for OURSELVES, not for society, not for being "agreeable" to the social system... coz if we set ourselves to the tune of this system, we are bound to fail...a lot of expectations out there...
we don't change the system or fight it, we just have to "re adjust" ourselves...
at the end of the day...we still are "children" again - we get down on our knees...( to make us safe from the "system's harshness")
funny... just dropping by to earn a point. hi bubbly :)
click to view lyrics of Lucky - Jason Mraz
Been posted a million time before. Still nice to read it..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
ash, yeah HAPPINESS IS ALMOST ALWAYS AN INSIDE JOB too...
kids learn a lot from the people they're always with, they're parents, only they are way smarter... :D
Panda - lol.. Ya I wish I was.... a Cool Beer in this heat would have done heavens.. :)
Bubbly - Hmm.. ya.. I feel all my life I have wasted in collecting approval certificates....
From Parents as "A GOOD SON"
From Friends as "A GOOD FREN"
From Colleagues as "A GOOD/SKILLED EMPLOYEE"
From Brother n Sisters as "A GOOD BROTHER"
And whole life in getting them and retaining them...
Even if anyone pulls any one of tht certificate away... you feel miserable and do your level best to earn it back...
I m tired playing this game now...
As you say.. we "re-adjust" the system.. I wish our reason and source of happiness from within us . . . and not in hands of someone else.....
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hmm nice kids...
Ash! are you drunk or what, you message is so cool :D
We can... but actually doin it means going against the system.. or changing it...
And you cannot change the system when you are in it...
Of course you can be what you want and do what you want to...
that is what the society eludes us to think..
But wont the people call you good for nothing or someone who had no goal in life and wont be successful in life if we do not pretend... I mean show tht we are worried about something or the other... ?
Tht is what this society does... It makes us study hard.. run behind the money... and make us feel that happiness is for you when you reach tht goal..
But after reaching there.. the goal looses its value to provoke any feeling of happiness or sorrow in us... we have next goal to run behind... and follow and live for...
These kids remind us... the life the happiness the goal is very present we are living not future we are planning or killing our self for....
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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
lol...Salud!!!
it all depends on YOU ash, if you let this social system that you call "mold" you.... we get affected okay, but we can always turn the other cheek and become better...
and ash, we can still be carefree as kids....come on!!!
yeah, it is not easy to stop worrying in this existence, but we still can...we still can
Bubbly - True - The society Dampens the happiness factor and mould us into something by which we become a utility of this society...
From rich to poor all are slaves to this social system...:(
No one is allowed to be as carefree and limitless as these kids are ...
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we should learn from kids...
ash, my apologies, i thought it reflected yerself.. lol
the naiveness of children...never ceases to amaze adults and then they grow up and become like us hehehe..the cycle goes on
I agree with you :D
Bubbly1975 - lol... No I am not living in Illusion at all... Blood's Alcohol count is normal....
This Kids are really smart...
Specially the 8 yr old gal who had even guyz have something to talk if given a chance... lol.... :)
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ash, maybe you are just eluding the marriage thing eh hehehe...or blame it on booze??? LOL
Hmm,... This Kids are smarter than I am rt now.... :(
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kids are smarter yes, but in this, not really, coz the words said ( innocent as they may be) are what they "see" in our world today...it's what reality is all about. and it may seem funny but then thinking about it deeper, it may give them a "twisted" notion on what love and marriage is all about...
unless we do something about that, with these words, i am quite uncertain,too...
LOL..it's supposed to be funny....(enough of my sentiments)
***feed my ignorance***
NADZ, i agree...and touching too,
but all in all....beautiful and delightful...
***let's be "kids" once in a while***
no, actually bubbly the post is great and amazing!=)
lovely....
Time Changes Everything
so kids are getting smarter these days?
*cute*
"Better in time...down just like that"