Keralite joke

karoly
By karoly

India decided to send people to Mars. Of course it is a no-return journey, and the first person to be interviewed was a Sardarji (from Punjab).

"I need two lakh rupees to go" He demanded.

The second one was a Tamil. "I needed one lakh Rupee to go". He too was put on hold.

The next one was a Keralite. As Keralites are well known to be ready go even to hell for money, the interviewer offered him just 50000 to go.

"No I want three lakh rupee. I will give one lakh to you" He said.

Of course the Keralite clinched the deal. But after the Mars expedition took off the interviewer was bewildered to meet the same Keralite on the street next day.

"I gave one lakh to the Tamil and now he is on the way to Mars." The Keralite explained.

By bobbaker• 3 Mar 2014 11:22
bobbaker

Lol, this is funny

By itsmerat• 20 Feb 2014 10:00
Rating: 3/5
itsmerat

You can find a Keralite in every part of the world, in every key position of most of the top companies and even in other country's government sectors/ministries. They are brave....

By Molten Metal• 19 Feb 2014 06:36
Molten Metal

Too much money of a businessman can't make him a good human ....

Wed, 19.02.2014 , 06.35 hrs ...

By Sense Mine• 18 Feb 2014 13:43
Sense Mine

Keralites...hmmm the most individual here in Qatar. :)

By Equin0x• 18 Feb 2014 13:20
Rating: 4/5
Equin0x

All Keralites are not equal, yet one purchased several containers of rice valuing more than Qar. 3 million, on credit from a local wholesaler, and then sold them out on instant cash at Qar. 2 million to another shopping mall, thus becoming millionaire in just one shot. Their famous maxim is " Every thing is fair and permissible in business, love and war".

However, most of them are enterprising and carry entrepreneur gene, that allows them to think business all the times.

By Raheeb• 18 Feb 2014 12:03
Raheeb

One more reason for Keralite to be proud off , But then he should have got another Keralite for 10K why he spent 100K on Tamil

By Molten Metal• 18 Feb 2014 11:13
Molten Metal

A real businees minded cunning-fox .....

Tue, 18.02.2014, 11.13 hrs ...

By Riyal2Rupee• 18 Feb 2014 11:07
Riyal2Rupee

Clever fellow on the street .

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