Just for laughs! - Happy Weekend
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The... lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
I like the first Amish boy joke!
A crocodile walks into a clothes shop and says - "Got any T-Shirts with a woofter on them ?"
A high class blonde walking by the river saw a big crocodile she got excited and screamed " OMG LACOSTE"
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
thats a nice one.
A skinny little Amish guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Amish guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The Amish guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the Amish guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 14 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The Amish guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn Around'!!"
An Amish girl and her Mother were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The... Lass asked, "What is this, Mother?"
The Mother, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the Lass and her Mother were watching wide-eyed, an old Man in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the Man rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the lass and her Mother watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a Handsome hunk of a MAN stepped out.
The Mother looked at her daughter anxiously and said, "Go get your Father."
A man walks into a shop and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat cow."
Western man walks past an Abaya shop in Qatar, son asks 'Dad, what is that big black cloth?'.
The father, having never seen an abaya, responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed a lady came out in the black cloth, covered head to toe so you couldn't see her face, or her figure at all.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
good one
nice one..