Just for laughs!

szakirh
By szakirh

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee. "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do," she replies.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car ?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for twenty years!" "I remember that, too," she replies softly. The husband wipes another tear from his cheek... "I'm a freeman now! :(:("
:D:D

By nishantvshah• 23 Feb 2011 09:52
nishantvshah

its an old joke but this remains a classic for sure.

By anonymous• 23 Feb 2011 09:46
anonymous

Backseat:))

By chocolate• 23 Feb 2011 08:35
chocolate

In another version , the husband replies at the end "If I had gone to jail, I'd be a free man now "

By anonymous• 23 Feb 2011 08:18
anonymous

At that age I owned an Austin Healey. It had no backseats!! Did I miss something?

By Rizks• 23 Feb 2011 08:10
Rizks

back seat of the car, ahhh..u bought back my old memories...:)

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