Jokes for the Day

Smile QLers :)

Geography Teacher : John, ur hair is grown like a forest. Why dont u cut ur hair?
John : No Mam, I dont like to cut my hair.
Teacher : Why?
JOhn : Sorry to tell u, It'l amount to deforestation.

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Mother : Why r u crying?
Son : My Teacher was sick for a long time and now i heard that.....
Mother : Heard what? Is her condition worse?
Son : No, She became well again.

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Priyanka : My Fiance is at the medical School.
Molly : Oh! Is he studying to become a doctor?
Priyanka : NO, The doctors r studying him.