::: JoKE :::

Rizks
By Rizks

An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, who is
chewing gum, sits down beside him.The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat.

The American asks: `Do you eat the bread entirely?
The Indian answers, Of course!

American: `We do not we only eat the inner
part. The crust is put in a container and processed
and transformed into flour and sold to India .
The Indian says nothing.

The American continues, do you eat this jelly with the bread?
Indian: `Of course! `

American: `We do not. We eat fresh fruits for breakfast and then put the seeds and peels into a container. Later it is processed and
transformed to jelly and sold to India .

The Indian finally asks, and what do you do with the
condoms after using them? `

American: `We throw them away, of course!

Indian: `We do not. We keep them in containers, process them transform them into chewing gum and sell it to the United States .

" Just a Joke, No Offense "

By Salmamohd• 21 Aug 2008 18:29
Salmamohd

hahahhahahahhohohoohohohehehhhehehehehhe......

toooo goood.....

A perfect Ans 4 him....lolxxxxxxx

By thexonic• 21 Aug 2008 18:09
thexonic

lol rizks good one

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By ladymeh• 21 Aug 2008 18:07
ladymeh

hahahahahahahahahaha, good for him...

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

By Scarlett• 21 Aug 2008 08:26
Scarlett

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.

By Scarlett• 21 Aug 2008 08:26
Scarlett

the gum chewer to be Indian...

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.

By crazyfish• 21 Aug 2008 08:24
crazyfish

funny!!

By Andrews• 21 Aug 2008 08:13
Andrews

Read this joke somany times in somany formats...but everytime the Americans are at the receiving end.

By labda06• 21 Aug 2008 08:07
labda06

eeewwww, LOL rizks!!! hehehehe

"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie

By dxlxndr• 21 Aug 2008 08:06
dxlxndr

Haaahahhahahahaha

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