Jack after a tennis match
One day after a long and hard fought tennis game Jack entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down on a seat.
The next stop a beautiful blonde got on the bus and chose to sit next to Jack.
After surveying him she looked down and saw something different.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her,
Jack sheepishly said, "It's golf balls."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
get off
Well good luck. I have given you some signs. Don't ever try to impress her in your tuxedo. She probably would laugh at you. And don't go 'classy' on her. She is different. Honesty and genuine affection and care.
I don't know anybody who wanted to "jack after a tennis match"
I don't know anybody who wanted to "jack after a tennis match"
Don't ever think she would be carried away by 'flowery poetry and snake tongue'. She is too smart to be carried away by that. She would rather look for a decent, educated and well behaved person.
Jack what happened to your balls?
decent, educated, single and well behaved person...well thats me you just mentioned :)
Ha Ha the double post re-emphasizes what you said
DP
Yeah she is a worthy catch.... :)
Hey she is one hell of a lady. Very determined, confident, single minded and ready to take on anyone.
Be careful Jack what you are 'hoping' for :) you will definitely get much more than what you are bargaining for. But anyhow she is a worthy catch.--- May the best man win ;)
Mehnis...you met her :(....now there is no hope for me against your flowery poetry and snake tongue :((((
Khawaga would not have asked questions. She would have knocked them to see if they were real!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack sat next to Khawaga?...wow!
Jack played tennis with 'golf' balls???