IF MEN GOT PREGNANT
By every_mothers_n... •
IF MEN GOT PREGNANT
Maternity leave would last two years... With full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM
Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
Women would rule the world!!
Now at least, man can really tell the pain and hardships of woman to get pregnant. Women bears all, while men cheers all! HHHMMMP!
"There's nothing we can do to change the past, if it teaches you a lesson profit from it then, forget it."
Share the pain, Huh?
A female colleague once commented, that she did not opt for a ceasarian delivery as she wanted to experience the feel of bringing the life within her into the world.(Her second delivery)
men pregnant??well it would be nice to share the pain for a change--hehheheheheh
you get what you deserve.........
Bunch of sadist, aren't we ?
but a child love his mother most. isn't that just rewarding?
be the best guy or the worst villain.
kewl......how i wish..:-)
Sex toys??/
man...June 12; good follow up, Azi
mmmm, thats a female!! Look like a bloke but has female innards....that doesn't count!
The FAMOUS "pregnant man" who gave birth to a daughter earlier this year WHO IS NOW EXPECTING a second child by June 12 this year :-)
Well salax85, it is not much of a pleasurable experience for us girls as well.
notfromhere, I tried, but can't imagine breast feeding men. Hehe.
I'm a fan now!
~ 200km/h in the Wrong Lane
It'll never happen........Obviously!
Lol Mom_me, now imagine a man attempting to take care of a newborn while recovering from a c-section. :-D
me
One thing is for sure , there won't be any normal deliveries. LOL. Imagine squeezing the baby out...
Imagine men trying to endure labor pains.
Without drugs, that is.
Ha!
DOWN......LOL :)
How ugly the pregnant father would look....just imagine
Hmmmm Sameera volunteers!!! Somebody find a way to have him pregnant.
men can handle all this
men can handle all this
For those who hav3e not heard of it, just few days ago, the first man tthat delivered a baby, is again pregnant...MBC4, i was not able to hear the whole story
sorry but someone find it out ...
"There's nothing we can do to change the past, if it teaches you a lesson profit from it then, forget it."
sentence .. lol
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Way to go Scarlett...
i will celebrate the day when the men finally can get pregnant. lol
Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand
how weird it wld b.....NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
every_mothers_nightmare...i hate u........i feel guilty for myself :<
"This message transmitted on 100% recycled electrons"
twice the time for a woman to WHAT? I know what came to MY mind but if that's what you are talking about then women have the upper hand and you are wrong...for men that's the One and a Two and now you're through...Women have the ability to multiply that by many times...And if it DOES take a women twice the time, then the guy is obviously doing something WRONG!!! ;)
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Sorry posted twice.
Peace
lolz....
It looks to me like some one (woman) in this world really want to switch there role coz others (man) role is more tempting. I dought it.
Things look much pretty from far.
Peace
really its nice thought if men where to go pregnant one day....well i wouldnt realy want that but its great to admire the imagination people have...
You see if men where to go pregnant, you might as well mark that day as the start of all men being gay ( no offence) just saying we straight would be acting out all girlly and stuff.... and i mean you women wouldnt like a man with long hair, whinning, and the hiden chemistry for love wouldnt be hiden at all...
just sayinf my say thats all...
Do you actually envy men for not having to get pregnant to be able to have children of their own???
Why on earth would you feel that way?
Because of the terrible emotions accompanied with pregnancy?
Because of the nauseas and feeling sick all the time?
Because of all this throwing up?
Because of the 9 months of suffering?
And the devastating pain of delivery that feels like being split in 2 (or the multiples of 2) ?
Because of the disgusting process of cleaning after a baby, that may last for 5 years or more?
Because of the limited menu, for the sake of the fetus and then for breast feeding?
You ungrateful women!!
Would like to share a joke, though its from another culture and please no policing on me!
GROUP OF WOMEN GO VISITING THE OMNIPOTENT GOD & SAY "DEAR GOD ! WE ARE SO TIRED OF BEING WOMAN! DURING PREGNANCY WE CARRY THE CHILD, MORNING SICKNESSES, HAVE BIRTH PAINS WHILE DELIVERING ETC; WHILE MEN HAVE A HAPPY TIME, SO PLEASE DO SHARE THIS BURDEN TOO ON THEM, LET THEM HAVE THE MORNING SICKNESSES AND CHILDBIRTH PAINS AND WE ARE READY TO CARRY THE CHILD"
GOD, FULL OF COMPASSION SAYS "ALRIGHT, MY DEAR ONES, SO BE IT" AND THUS THE WOMEN GO OFF HAPPILY.
THE VERY NEXT DAY THE SAME GROUP COMES OVER AND SAYS "OH GOD! PLEASE REVERSE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. WE DO NOT WANT ANY CHANGE AND WE ARE WILLING TO TAKE ALL THE PAINS".
SURPRISED, GOD ASKS "WHY WHY MY DEARS, IS IT NOT RIGHT THAT A WOMANS PARTNER TOO MUST SHARE THE PAIN?"
TO THIS ONE OF THE WOMEN ANSWER "THAT IS TRUE DEAR GOD, BUT WHEN I LIVE WITH MY HUSBAND, AND WHEN MY EX GETS BIRTH PAINS, IT WOULD BE VERY AWKWARD FOR ME !!".
Oh yes, call me a sexist, but appreciate a joke, plz !
Really CoffeeCrumble..woman are the stronger sex.. No wonder it takes twice the time for a woman than for a man...lol
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HE WHO DARES WINS
No beers as well...
They say we, women are the stronger sex.
Women will rule the world..ha ha ha Keep dreaming...lol
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HE WHO DARES WINS
=)
...A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.