I want to thank all my friends
Frustrated Victim of Forward Mails
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me.
Because of your kindness:
** I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
** When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
** I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl! That was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
** My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
** Still open to help someone from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of some hundred millions $.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 9137600 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will sh*t on your head today at 04.00 hour 5 min 6 sec
Now Give me a break !!!
a promise it's a promise!
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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings
lol.. but why do i haev to shoot ya for u to go to the confession booth...
harsha, after killing yourself, please shoot me quickly because i have to visit Pope's confession booth.
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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings
You could always visit my confession booth. Make sure to leave behind those false teeth or "fangs," soaking in water outside my donation box.
Three things to remember when you get older:
Never pass a bathroom, Never waste a hard-on and Never trust the fart.
Just keep that on mind as you approach crepitude.
lol, i used to play dflw before.
i was good 1
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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings
sure.. drac.. but i guess i have to shoot u first.. i guess we can play game.. hide n shoot.. lol.. i guess boredom can bring some PJ's outta me.. lol..
after killing yourself, please shoot me
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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings
i am bored too.. i aint sure if i'd kill myself today.. lol..
i'm bored....again
last time a bird shat on my head I broke it off with her.
lol...