HUSBANDS FOR SALE !
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Please share this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth! J
1st time reading this one anyways not so good but nice.
ahahahaha
hahahah..hearin 1st time.. gud...
hahahahaha LOL LOL hahahahah ROFL.... hilarious.... very true, very true.....
I like this one
GOOD JOKE!
old one dude..
where is WOMEN store then............MEN store in NY.. what about WOMEN store ....in Doha OR WHERE ?
ANY WAY YOU DIDNT TELL US THE PRICE
When we find the right one, those little things doesn't matter :-)
same as this one:
Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, “Pleasure Giving Hotel For Women” The ladies were convinced and walked in.
On the first floor a sign read, ‘the men on this floor are not good at having sex, but are very gentle and very tempting’.
The ladies were not satisfied and they walked to the second floor which a sign read, ‘the men on this floor are good at having sex but are very rude and self-considerate’
The ladies were once again not satisfied and went on to the third floor where a sign said, ‘There are nothing wrong with the men on this floor, they’re good at having soft sex they are very nice, gentle and hot’ the four ladies were tempted to go in but decided to go to the last floor to see what was in it.
When they got there they saw a sign that said, "There is absolutely no one on this floor, this floor was just made to show that there is no way to please a woman
Wouldn't trade mine for the world.....
even i read it for the first time...gud one.
for me its quite new..............
lol.....
very old..antique FW!!