how do you decide who to marry ? =D

hawker
By hawker

from a childs own thought :)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7 (Good Point)

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8 (Who made the rule)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)

(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)

By Andrews• 5 Aug 2008 09:07
Andrews

very goodddd

By SouthLand• 5 Aug 2008 04:33
Rating: 2/5
SouthLand

wisdom in old age :D I can't see through the tears of laughter.

Good one BTW - KQ

Arranged marriages - I wonder if their success rate is better than marriage by choice. It really is a family affair after all (married couples have kids and they become grandkids, nieces/nephews, etc.). Just a thought for all to ponder and comment on, or not ;)

By anonymous• 4 Aug 2008 11:27
anonymous

Wow too much details for such kids ..

But they have open eys on world right now ..

I couldn't beleive that the answers i'm reading are from kids younger than 10 ..

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By lovinni• 4 Aug 2008 10:22
Rating: 5/5
lovinni

oh lil kids minds are very amusing!

what do u think if u've been married to the guy/gal whom u had ur first kiss?

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.  ~Charles Schulz

By someonenew• 4 Aug 2008 09:54
someonenew

Really good one hawker:) Mallrat we have so many threads to talk abt problems, leave the happy threads alone.. thanks

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

By dragonfly212• 4 Aug 2008 09:52
dragonfly212

no is cool. mallrat. we here can talk about anything. what u say about force/arrange marriage?

Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand

By mallrat• 4 Aug 2008 09:40
Rating: 4/5
mallrat

okay dragonfly212, have shut-down my mouth.

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By dragonfly212• 4 Aug 2008 09:34
dragonfly212

oh mallrat, no please... lets not talk about force marriage and children marriage at the moment. thats really sad sad story.

Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand

By Loulsy• 4 Aug 2008 09:25
Loulsy

we;ll my day started on the wrong foot but you set it right :) LOL thx for the laugh

WYSIWYG

By mallrat• 4 Aug 2008 09:19
Rating: 5/5
mallrat

speaking of marriages, i saw a documentary about children getting married.

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yez,children, as young as 6yrs old are waiting in a room for her kiddo husband.

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it is a fixed marriage by muslim Maranaw Family, in Marawi, Philippinies.

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By snowyowl• 4 Aug 2008 09:18
Rating: 3/5
snowyowl

LOL thanx hawker...had a week from hell and this is the firat laugh I've had...keep it up

 

 I may be blonde but I am wise

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By anonymous• 4 Aug 2008 09:04
anonymous

good morning dragonfly :)

By kenyaqueen• 4 Aug 2008 09:00
kenyaqueen

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

NOW READ IT FROM BOTTOM TO TOP! LOL

By dragonfly212• 4 Aug 2008 08:35
Rating: 2/5
dragonfly212

mwah to you CB. and good morning to hawker, supernurse.

yeah CB, dont we all want to be happy. but sometimes we dont know what make us to be happy. well that is in my case anyway. my mind keep changing. hehehehehe

Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand

By anonymous• 4 Aug 2008 08:33
anonymous

Hmm I wonder if that wish did come true we would then truly miss all the ups and downs in life and excitement and disappointment - whether that is good - I don't know???

By dragonfly212• 4 Aug 2008 08:30
dragonfly212

i wish can live in our dreams. that would be heaven.

Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand

By anonymous• 4 Aug 2008 08:28
anonymous

LOVE IT!!Lol...

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