How about this !!!
What men want in their wives :
1. Economist in kitchen
2. Artist in home
3. Devil in bed
What they get :
1. Artist in kitchen
2. Devil in home
3. Economist in bed
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When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.
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Man asks wife, " what kind of books interest you ?"
Wife replies, "cheque books."
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Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.
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Father talking to his son: Son, you should never lie. One lie begets another lie, then another lie, and before you know it, you're a lawyer.
