Golf Lesson
By lost marbles •
'Well, I was playing golf with my wife. I'd been having a great game but unfortunately she wasn't. On the 15th tee I hit a beautiful shot, 270 metres straight down the fairway. My wife steps up and hits a tremendous slice that leaves the course and lands in the pasture out of bounds. We both went looking for the ball and just as we were about to give up I spotted a glint of white coming from a cows behind, just under its tail. I lifted the tail to make sure, and then called to my wife saying, 'here, honey, this looks like yours.' That's the last thing I remember.'
lllllolllll
hahahaha........ t'was so funny!!
Glad someone appreciated it snessy
I know LM, but I appreciate your joke. In fact, I found it so funny I read it out loud to hubby who nearly spat his wine out. Keep them coming, even if it is just for me :-)
Most people on here have not got a sense of humour snessy, if they cant tun it into a political or racist debate, they ask for it to be deleted!! Sad sad sad
I guess some people don't understand the joke...
LOL Brit!
i know sisis.. cant take little mature fun
brit gonna get yellow card soon
LOL, sooooo sensitive!
BRIT... you make sure its get deleted..:)
Delete this NOW!
This is a family site. MODS pleaase delete this post..
But before you do that, I must tell you the story about the female QLer , who feeling bored at the silly posts decided to take golfing lessons..
So, off she goes to Doha Golf Club and approached the pro for a lesson.
They work on her swing, but she keeps slicing the ball.
The pro watches her swing and says, 'No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard.'
'What can I do?' asks the lady.
The pro thinks for a minute and says - 'Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's Mr. Wobbly.'
The lady listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway . . .
'That was great,' the pro says. 'Now, take theclub out of your mouth and let's try again.. :O(
I agree MRST, its a joke, if you dont like it, tough!
where back in India maybe
this is QL lounge and posted under funnies, no offence but if you are offended go back home
cow is holy
cow can not have fun?
Yea why not?
what about donkey?
a word COW should not be posted in funny category.
and why not?
a word COW should not be posted in funny category.
Hahahahaha - brilliant!
nice one
Are you drunk?