funny poetry about wife

By Lady in black •
A Poetry Competition Asked for a 2- Line
Rhyme With the Most Romantic 1st Line & the Least Romantic 2nd Line.
This is a winning poem :-
My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
... Marrying you ruined,my whole life
I see your face when Iam dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming
Kind Intelligent, Loving Hot
This describes everything you are not
I Love your smile, your face your eyes
Damn,Iam very good at telling lies
Make Love Not War
Marry and Do Both !!!
9ice
nice poem
I would like to share mine ;)
lol... i wish someone brings up with a weird poem about her husband.
VERY NICE