Funny abstract - Ass!

Santa is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class.
This is what transpires :
Santa : " Bolo bachon GADHA "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "
Santa : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Santa : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI"
Santa : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR
MERE PECHE SAARA DESH "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
By this time the inspector is furious .
He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa teaching to students.
He is supposed to be taking an English class and what he is saying is GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH .
The principle too is shocked , Santa the famous English teacher doing this. He immediately sends for Santa .
Principal : " Santa ji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH ".
Santa : " Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spellings of |
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ASSASSINATION . "