Fried Eggs
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said. "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my Goodness! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
Ouch... he hit the nail on the head!
really made me smile.. its a good one :D
uhh... this is funny, I hate man in kitchen or anywhere on top of my shoulder- but only most times I keep silent in the car cause I think I gonna die under this man driving!!! =D
Thank you ...u made my evening.. :-) this is EXACTLY how me and my husband are! while im cooking and while he is driving. thanks again
lolzzzz good one
Ohh U gave me a Story to tell my Mom and sister and a chance to teach them how We feel :P
hahaha..lol.
I think i can relate to the story ( but i'm the passenger LOL)
It seems that the wife realizes what she's doing when her husband drives the car with her, (back seat driver).
haahhahahahahaha such a poor wife.
LoL :)