Football Crazzzzzz

AlphaQ
By AlphaQ

A man had two great tickets for the World Cup Final.

As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event, and not use it?"

"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married.

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral..."

By HJafri• 29 Jun 2010 09:13
HJafri

hahahaha :)

By FlyingAce• 28 Jun 2010 20:47
FlyingAce

hahahah :D

By Blood• 28 Jun 2010 20:28
Blood

And? we have got each other to empty our perverted feelings !!!!

By Ice Maiden• 28 Jun 2010 20:26
Ice Maiden

men......

By Blood• 28 Jun 2010 19:26
Blood

That what is required for Consistency LOL

By Dracula• 28 Jun 2010 19:20
Dracula

My next dinner:

I dont care...I am ignorant today as I was a year ago.:)

Bloody regards,

Drac

By Blood• 28 Jun 2010 18:34
Blood

LOL @your comment, you will never meet me to suck me mate ;)

By yv2r• 28 Jun 2010 18:32
yv2r

why not , you can change it in to any thing you want

By Bluemountain• 28 Jun 2010 18:20
Bluemountain

Can you changed to Tennis

Because I am not interested in FIFA

We are Wimbledon

By Dracula• 28 Jun 2010 18:16
Dracula

I will for sure take his blood out of his veins.

PS:

Blood..you are INSIDE the veins!

By Andeee• 28 Jun 2010 17:54
Andeee

Ha ha... thats guys for you !!!!

By Blood• 28 Jun 2010 17:48
Blood

Funny but if I saw that guy I will for sure take his blood out of his veins.

By anonymous• 28 Jun 2010 17:48
anonymous

:)

thats really funny :D

By sammiee• 28 Jun 2010 17:46
sammiee

:-)

By soniya• 28 Jun 2010 17:42
soniya

Gud one..never heard before..

By drmana• 28 Jun 2010 17:40
drmana

:-P

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