Female Comebacks!
By mjamille28 •
Man: Haven't I seen you
someplace before? Woman: Yes,
that's why I don't go there
anymore.
Man: Is this seat
empty? Woman: Yes, and this
one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours,
and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a
living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey
baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman:
Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die
happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die
laughing.
MJ... Nice come bac yea... I like de all gurl attitude... How abt des few lines...(Dey mite b old, but dey still ROCK)
1. BOY to GIRL : Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special?
2. BOY to GIRL : You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.
3. BOY to GIRL : Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
MJ... Nice come bac yea... I like de all gurl attitude... How abt des few lines...(Dey mite b old, but dey still ROCK)
1. BOY to GIRL : Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special?
2. BOY to GIRL : You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.
3. BOY to GIRL : Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
I just laugh loudly in a guys face. Usually seems to work.
TITTIES!!
Ashok- go to My Account in My Menu and go to the Edit tab and there u can change ur picture. I donno how to upload pics onto the thread thou:(
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
ok i need dto write all this down, thanks ashok
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
Jesus christ! Now what is that?
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
TIT!
no problemo ashok thanks:)
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
what is IAST?
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
changing what???
IAST labda....
hahahahaha....I should cram some of these. Very useful! IAST
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csi, mj.
no MD, i prefer labda's version... IAST...
make a better one, dj. I'm waiting.
I find this post non-sense.. sorry..
She has to, ashok. She's getting prettier everyday, and after a while you won't recognize her anymore.
I thought you've changed to csi.
some ,..maybe.... lol ;)
What about the woman's replies? Would you say the same?
who says i deal with guys like that? :P
I don't know why you deal with guys like this, mjamille. This guy is only asking questions. Not my style.