Fantastic meanings
Fantastic meanings...
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire
at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his
bachelor's degree and a woman gains her
master's
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens and everybody disagrees in the end
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men
ever get to open their mouths
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward
to the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the
EIFFEL TOWER,says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills.
"A fool knows fire comin..still puffen... a fool who repeats his foolishness is a fool indeed!..."
Women also have curves that can set some things straight :-)
Great...made up my day :)
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward
Grt..love them. TFS. ((:
EXPERIENCE :-)
Fantastic