Drive through ATM

Barclay's Bank is pleased to announce the installation of 'Drive-thru' cash-point machines at key retail outlets where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without having to leave their vehicles To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities, we have conducted intensive studies to come up with the appropriate procedure for their use. Please read the procedures that apply to you, and remember them for when you use our new machines for the first time.
PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS:

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into the machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Wind up window
7. Drive off
8. Go on the lash

PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS
1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with the cash machine
3. Restart the stalled engine
4. Wind down the window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat and locate card.
6. Turn the radio down
7. Attempt to insert card
8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9. Insert card
10. Re-insert card the right way up
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12. Enter PIN
13. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN
14. Enter amount of cash required
15. Check make-up in rear view mirror
16. Retrieve cash and receipt
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book
19. Re-check make-up
20. Drive forward 2 meters
21. Reverse back to cash machine
22. Retrieve card
23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull away
25. Drive for 2 or 3 kilometres
26. Release hand-brake.