Drinking is Injurious to health & wealth
Drinking is Injurious to health & wealth – Funny Story
Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.
The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds…so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : “we have arrived”
The first man gave him money.
The second one thanked him.
But the third one….he slapped the taxi driver.
The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have had realized that the car dint move an inch.
So, he asked the third man :
what was that for?”
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the third man replied : “control your speed from next time onwards……you almost killed us…..”
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.
"The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
i think this is the first time i've laughed at a joke on QL!
cheers bro
lol....... Awsomeeee
lolzz good one
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hahhaa... awsome....
hahahaha!!
lol :)
you will die any way so enjoy your drink
LoL :0)
lol! cool! :)
Love it
nic 1...
Good One!!! :D
Lol...
OMG.....had not seen this one before
Regards!!!