Don't COPY if you cannot PASTE ;-P
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was MY MOTHER!"
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste !
sonam Yep .. any dought ? lolz
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सोनम दि नेपाली बाबु
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Lolz...Nice One
By khattak75
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Whenever I find the KEY to SUCCESS...Someone STEALS it.
lol Arien .. am waiting for goans . they took appointment aronud 7 pm :) Avi dunt slap me next gatherin ( sorry for a lil hijack )
Poor Pajju is still single ::(( all the four he married dumbed him ::((
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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
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Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
aagaya saala :) lol sonam .. just kiddin am still single :)
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सोनम दि नेपाली बाबु
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lol!
FU will be there in orion tonite :) lol
heheheh...
Life's a bitch and then you DIE! ;)
Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
lol Drac .. my life :)))))))))))))
ouchhh (long one!)
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Azi :)
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Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)