Donkey Sex
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty hxrny.
He gets to the point where he can't stand it anymore. So he decides to try and have sex with the donkey. He drops his pants and positions himself under the donkey. But, to his dismay, the donkey walks away.
Only slightly discouraged, the man decides to try again. He walks to where the donkey is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he goes for it, the donkey walks away again.
Now the man is getting frustrated. As he prepares for his third and final try, he sees a vision. A beautiful, naked woman appears out of nowhere. She approaches the stunned man, who until recently, believed that he was the only person for hundreds of miles.
She smiles at him and says, ''I would do anything for that bowl of fruit you have.”
''Anything?'' he says, getting fairly excited.
''Yes, anything.'' she replies.
So he says, ''Will you hold the donkey!?''
Good one,what an idiot,he is never going to get that chance again!
Let us find amazing animals and create new story
this is 4 u : ***** A1 !!
That man is surely our donkey faced Rizks ....who else
madurai u are correct,i know this story since1980,it was camal yaa?.
He had a Goal and he was focussd..rofl
WTH????
i would have jumped over the lady instead of donkey
desperate blindness :D LOL
lobot
nite bring him an elephant...
sorry if u like camels ...next time i wil get a camel for u
Why did he position himself under the Donkey?
Shouldn't it be "behind the donkey"?
My Sense, why do u want ladies to comment on this?
hehe...ladies won't say anything about this now :P
Hey this is Old Food in New Pot......millions of times heard you only chnaged the animal insted of Camel....dont copy from anywhere....need your own creativity....Lol..
Oh God im still laughing! Where are our ladies here? hellloooo?!
lol...mysense.....
It only shows that not all times woman are attractive eh. hahaha
LOL
funny... very nice..! GAY?? DONGAY... lover
I doubt if the man is an speaking DONKEY hahaha LOL! Nice joke!
haha
ROFL........gr8 donkey.
superb one man...
lol...poor woman