Doctor jokes

1)
Nurse to doctor: Doctor, I saw the patient in Bed no 8 drinking. Please ask him.
Doctor's reply: No way. I dont think he will give even a drop.

2)
A patient came running out of his operation room frantically without doing the operation. His wife asks him: Why you didnt do the operation?
Patient's reply: I heard the nurses say: "There is nothing to worry. It is the first time fear"
Wife: Then why are you still so fearful?
Patient: Actually they said that to the doctor!

3)
Patient to the doctor before operation: Why you are so sure I will survive this operation even though it has only one in ten chance?
Doctor: Nine patients I did the operation before you have died.

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By anonymous• 25 Mar 2012 18:18

nice one.. just for laugh!

By britexpat• 25 Mar 2012 10:09

The doctor asked - "Do you know your sperm count?"

UkEngQatar - "Damn! I didn't realise they were that clever."

By anonymous• 25 Mar 2012 06:49

;-)

By RiffiRaffi• 24 Mar 2012 18:03

Rating: 3/5

haha really nice

By anonymous• 24 Mar 2012 15:12

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