dear husband
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
BE SURE TO SCROLL PASSED THE PICTURE
P.S . Your girlfriend called.
With that PS note, he should'nt get to his nerves or tensed, clever wife.
Yes, I will forgive you. By the way, I'll be home soon dear, after my business meeting with Jack Daniels and Mr. Smirnov. And how about cooking a nice dinner for 4 and you dress up your fanciest, because I will be introducing you to some friends of mind: Mssrs. Smith & Wesson...
May God bless her husband. hahahaha
I would have done the same thing...
that would lessen the dates with the girlfriend ;)
Welldone Ms. Sleepyhollow :P
Dear wife,pack your sh*t and get the hell out of my house. I used that Ferrari to seduce girls half your age who are twice as likely to fellache me. Now it is gone and you shall go with it.
lolzzzz