Confession of a house "Car Manager"

Targus
By Targus

My day starts with a clean wash of four of my super collections. I got 2 bmw and 1 mercedis and 1 hummer. I have never owned such a luxury back in my small town in kerala.

After washing my collectables and having a clean shave I always take a round of selfies in different angles to impress my ammukutti. She loves my look in glasses with nice background.

I just came here 2 months before as the previous car manager Mr. Nisam Binto Kutti retired with big money from mudeer after working for 22 years. Good for him i see his initials behind the mercedis all time. My boss said he started trend and now it became very popular.

Anways, when I leave, I want my initials too in the car in Qatar. I can impress. Sure.

My work is all about time management and 100% safety.

My mudeer and madam give me many works for full day and I have to manage it and priroritize everything.

Instant decisions are the key.Some times i have to decide whether to drop big baba to school or to buy 5 kg king fish first. Good fish will finish quick so I buy fish first.

Like last time, I did all my fishing and vegitables first and after that i picked my madam from beauty center to saving time. But she no appreciate the smell.

Anyways, i like my mudeer and madam. They are very good people. So kind, i think they send 3 house maid to special school also. Maybe house maid did not get the chance to go school before. They wear uniforms always.

I dont like schools or uniforms. I learn by myself.

Driving cars are real pleasure to me, specially when my big baba tell to race with his friends cruiser after school.

They tell me when I get photo from streets. I must ask mudeer for a printout to send ammukutti.

Weekends are too busy as u know all Super Cars drive slow in Corniche to impress. Shopping mall 3 hours, road, 2 hours, beauty center 4 hours. But I enjoy the relax time.

Anyways looking forward to learn all about qatar and to make impression. If you see me in a super bmw car (black color), its me mate.

I am Quillan Aayu chakor, checking out.

By Targus• 3 Jul 2017 14:03
Targus

This was posted in funnies for a reason...

By Molten Metal• 5 Oct 2016 10:20
Molten Metal

Tomorrow you will read Two accountants { bachelors } were sent for a short Cooking Course by their sponsor ....... and as a result they did not complete the preparation of salaries of the month for the other 50 employees ........

By Molten Metal• 5 Oct 2016 10:16
Molten Metal

Mufti, Correct you have your limits ........... ......... That's fine for you ........ .. for us too ........

By Mufti Shahid• 5 Oct 2016 10:11
Mufti Shahid

//If they keep on sending maids to schools .... who will cook food for the town .......... ? .......... This trend is a sing of worry ........// ROFL

Indeed you have nothing in your head.

By Molten Metal• 5 Oct 2016 10:04
Molten Metal

If they keep on sending maids to schools .... who will cook food for the town .......... ? .......... This trend is a sing of worry ........

By Molten Metal• 5 Oct 2016 09:54
Molten Metal

A totally confusing & directionless story ............ .........

By britexpat• 5 Oct 2016 09:53
britexpat

So glad you're happy.. Remember that your Mudeer is like your father...

next time I see a black BMW cruising at the Corniche , I'll flash my lights at you..

Remember that fish should not be kept too long in the boot of the car..

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