Coming and going at the same time.
Apparently safe sex takes on a whole new meaning when you are perched on the edge of a roof four stories in the air!
On June 20, 2007 at 5 AM a 21 year-old couple was found naked in the road by a passing cabbie. Brent Tyler and Chelsey Tubleston were unconscious with obvious injuries and were taken to the nearest hospital where, despite treatment, were pronounced dead later that morning. Authorities were at a loss to explain what had happened. There were no wrecked cars, motorcycles, or any other witnesses to what had happened – and there were no signs of their clothing! Police found clues when they searched the top of a nearby building where they located their clothes, neatly folded.
"It appears as if the two individuals were on the roof and could have accidentally fallen off the roof, onto the street," Sgt. Florence McCants said. There was no indication of foul play. (Perhaps there was indication of fore play?) The two fell about 50 to 60 feet, McCants said. Police found clothing for two people on the roof of the building at 900 Laurel Street, McCants said, and nothing else. She said police can only speculate at this point what they might have been doing on the roof… Hmmm…what do naked 21 year-old couples do at night, even if on a roof? Bowling? Waterskiing? Maybe it was strip poker and nobody won?
Quotes from the friends seem fitting: Brian Corey worked with Mr. Tyler said: “He liked the outdoors and was into fast cars. I think…it was kind of a place for him to reflect. He’s a thinker; when he has decisions to make he would take his time and think it out. He mentioned to me he had a spot that was really cool and you could see over the whole city. I’m assuming that was it.” DeAnn Morris, Ms. Tubleston’s roommate said: “She always wanted to make you feel better.”
Bottom line – if you’re going to have outdoor sex, stay away from the edge of the roof!
Try one in the swimming pool. Its fun
What a shame.
literal people are scary, man, literal people scare me
out there trying to rid the world of its poetry while getting it wrong fundamentally down at the church of "look,it sez right here, see!" Ani Difranco
Nope Olive, unfortunately for them, the same year the Enema Alcoholic died after taking 1.5L Whisky as an Enema and won the Darwin award. Poor couple falling in love could only gather a nomination.
I love the outdoors....
Well I hope they didn't die in vain and receive a post hummus Darwin award for their actions. :P
literal people are scary, man, literal people scare me
out there trying to rid the world of its poetry while getting it wrong fundamentally down at the church of "look,it sez right here, see!" Ani Difranco
Sad Indeed.
------------------------------------------------------Whenever I find the Key to Success, Someone Steals it.
This is a sad news but why can't I stop myself from smiling reading this?
"It is better to be hated for what you are than being loved for what you are not."
Maybe they were using the rails for support and the particular moment pushed them over, literally.
lol weird!! no hand rails? lol
Well, some couple go for the extreme experiences of having sex anywhere they could fancy of for change of atmosphere and thrills. Its rather unfortunate that in this case they are thought to fell off, hopefully after their climax, and take this wholly new experience to paradise.