Car for sale/trade! Hurry Up!

Will trade non-working 1982 Toyota Cressida for Working car or the preferred truck with extended cab.
And two nights alone with my wife!!!
.. or me or both you pick please send e-mail with number and exact details of your trade.
Thank You!
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Mods, please don't delete it...I really need a car!
It's not what's wrong with your wife. It's just jacko's orientation. He doesn't swing that way.
Time for me to run and hide before jack decides to hurt me :P
From couch to car......what else is urgently needed? Tell us before you run out of things to trade with..:-P
gosh,,,wattodo?
I need a car!
What's wrong with my wife HUGE but?
I think jack prefers your backside to your wife's :P Don't drop the soap eh?
finally a serious offer!
:P
...lemme snap my wife;s back side!
Drac please post pics of the back side.....of yours and your car's...I am seriously considering this offer....
No one interested? :(
You are just looking for innocent victims Batman, aren't you :P