THE BLONDE COOK
MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Ray . Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY:
Ray wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Ray brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY:
Today Ray asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Ray asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this Recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY:
Ray did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Ray keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY:
Ray's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Ray. If I can talk Ray into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose
I find fruit salad very confusing.
The strawberries have no straw in them.
There is only ever one pear.
And the kumquats were a major dissappiontment.
Call me Maninibat!
well it is Tuesday - lucky you!! lol
I'm going to ask my Mrs for a fruit salad tonight.
Call me Maninibat!
~ your thoughts create your reality ~
You read into it too much Starseed....I was merely vocalizing my admiration for your humorous postings ;)
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
you may find it's worth it..
why do you guys have to come up with such long ones :/
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whatya mean by dat?
LOL 'chocolate moose'!!!
But not as funny as Starseed =)
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?