Benefits of being a man
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
5. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
6. The garage is all yours.
7. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
8. Chocolate is just another snack.
9. You can be president.
10. You can wear white T-shirt to a water park.
11. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
12. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
13. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
14. You can open all your own jars.
15. You never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too icky.
16. Same work.. more pay.
17. Wrinkles add character.
18. Wedding dress 5,000; Tux rental 100.
19. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
20. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
21. One mood ALL the damn time.
22. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
23. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
24. You can leave the motel bed undone.
25. You can kill your own food.
26. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
27. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be our friend.
28. Your underwear is 8.95 for a three-pack.
29. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
30. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
31. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
32. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
33. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
34. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
35. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
36. You almost never have strap problems in public.
37. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
38. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
39. You don't have to shave below your neck.
40. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
41. You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
42. You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
43. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, December 24th, in 45 minutes.
44. The world is your urinal.
I MISSD...the benefits of women from 9-21....by Rizksssss
newayz happy being wat i am...
Benefits of being a woman...:)
1.They got off the Titanic first.
2. They can cry and get off speeding fines.
3. Taxis stops for them quickly.
4. New lipstick gives them a whole new lease on life.
5. They don't have to fart to amuse themselves.
6. If they forget to shave, no one has to know.
7. They can congratulate their teammate without ever touching their butts.
8. They never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.
9. They'll never discover the have been duped by a Wonderbra.
Rizks...why you deleted the benefits of women from 9-21....:)
all crap........
where is my scale to measure benefits and disadvantages of being either gender ;)
Lol Rizku ..
That’s some weird benefits risks..you never change...grrrr
benefit of being a woman...don’t have to post all such crap to prove the benefits..lol
very funny:
.....the nothing box! That's what I'm doing right now! :P
Actually, most of these apply to me as well... Strange.
I am happy being female....
I think I have read this in some forum... hmmm but also dont agree on 38
1-You don't have to tolerate moodiness & nagging
Just as you can spend more time buffing up at the gym, you can also just chill and let yourself go for a little while. When you're not on the market, you don't have to worry about looking like an Adonis every day. Go ahead and wear that threadbare Metallica T-shirt and those holey boxers. Enjoy the pleasure of occasionally being a slob. Just don't go so far that you can't trim down in time for when you decide to start hunting.
2-You can appreciate your independence
You can use your newfound free time for solitary fun, as well as self-improvement. Being single forces you to do things for yourself, like cook, do laundry and tidy up your pad. Being skilled at many things makes you a more complete, well-rounded person -- a great card to hold when you decide to reenter the dating market.
Furthermore, independence is a great trait, and women will likely notice that you're not the needy, clingy type.
There are more if anyone is interested lols.............
i wish i'll be a man..:(
so True !!
but dont agree with point no. 38...:(
wat if no hairs ?