Ask Soniya

crnkshft
By crnkshft

Around the world, we have several experts we can call, but in Qatar our Source is posting questions getting peppered with random comments by Rizks, Colt45 and others ;)(who will also hijack your thread, sometimes resulting in fights), then Soniya arrives with the answer need, and a good talking to for whoever hijacked the thread. Soniya should have a special page.... Ask Soniya, then no arguing or highjacking when you need help!

By GodFather.• 14 Aug 2010 19:00
GodFather.

well as long as all your puppies and kitties are well I guess you'er a happy bunny

By Xena• 14 Aug 2010 18:59
Xena

my baby girl needs her oil changed, tyers rotated and AC regassed.... trust me, if I had problems, these would be the least of them;-P

By GodFather.• 14 Aug 2010 18:57
GodFather.

Xena you dont have any problem? Yanni then why has your car gone for a spa?

By Xena• 14 Aug 2010 18:54
Xena

I think Soniya has enough on her plate... Will keep her wisdom for the day I cannot sort out my own problems;-P

By GodFather.• 14 Aug 2010 18:53
GodFather.

ok Xena do you have any problem.. Please feel free to ask in the Ask Soniya Group..:)

By Xena• 14 Aug 2010 18:50
Xena

Brit, that was brilliant:-)

Soniya, you are QL's answering Angel:-)

By GodFather.• 14 Aug 2010 18:32
GodFather.

Your always welcome Soniya.. We all your fans would like to buy you a coffee..please dont say no..:)

By Gabbar Singh• 14 Aug 2010 12:58
Gabbar Singh

I have become the biggest fan of soniya. Thank you for solving my problem. I feel much better.

By soniya• 14 Aug 2010 10:56
soniya

lol WK..check your PM now...

By anonymous• 14 Aug 2010 10:53
anonymous

Soniya actually I have a problem I need some help with. Check your PM :)

By afrinnabees• 14 Aug 2010 09:42
afrinnabees

Wow.. SOniya Congratulations...u have a grt fan followers in Ql..keep the good work going........

By soniya• 14 Aug 2010 09:37
soniya

tinker, here it is..

http://www.qatarliving.com/answers/living-in-qatar/when-will-soniya-ask-a-question

Actually that person posted the above link on the main question and answer section which was quite embarassing for me...lol

By soniya• 14 Aug 2010 09:27
soniya

tinker, even i was amused to saw two threads about me yesterday......

By soniya• 14 Aug 2010 09:26
soniya

WK, how are you?? Do you have any problem as well? :)

By soniya• 14 Aug 2010 09:25
soniya

drmana, how could i miss this link that you have attached with your comment above?? lol

I didn't see that question and thus couldn't reply to him on time..lol

Thnks for pasting it now..

By soniya• 14 Aug 2010 09:24
soniya

dot.com jee, even same applies in ur case too as i have told to GABBAR...:))

By soniya• 14 Aug 2010 09:23
soniya

gabbar singh, i don't have time for your matters..you can solve it on ur own...i don't interfere much in someone's personal life...:)

By soniya• 14 Aug 2010 09:22
soniya

UKeng, thanks for saying all good words for me....

By GodFather.• 13 Aug 2010 23:40
GodFather.

ok fair enough Dot.com

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 23:39
anonymous

ukEngQatar

i'm tied tight together with my words and Ms. Exiledsaint, can't disclose more on public forum ;)

By GodFather.• 13 Aug 2010 23:32
GodFather.

dot.com is there is anything you know that we don't now comeon spill the beans..:)

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 23:31
anonymous

Dot.com I never back down ;o)

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 23:30
anonymous

WK

she's Ms. Exiledsaint

still u'll dare to meet her :P

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 22:58
anonymous

No head, WK.

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 22:57
anonymous

Then head of Greek mythology?? :P

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 22:56
anonymous

No, WK. Remember the oracle of Delphi? It only worked because Phytia was always drunk.

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 22:55
anonymous

And to head the QL science section, we have LINCOLNPIRATE!!!!!

By GodFather.• 13 Aug 2010 22:55
GodFather.

Concrete, steel all products of great chemical reactions

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 22:54
anonymous

You surprise me, UK. An engineer who goes for chemistry?

By mali01• 13 Aug 2010 22:53
mali01

saadm80 our miss QL is suzain....you dont remeber?

By GodFather.• 13 Aug 2010 22:52
GodFather.

well she definately has the right chemistry

By GodFather.• 13 Aug 2010 22:51
GodFather.

Ok you got me convinced Drac

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 22:51
anonymous

Soniya is useless. She said herself that she doesn't know physics.

By Dracula• 13 Aug 2010 22:50
Dracula

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/132168

By GodFather.• 13 Aug 2010 22:47
GodFather.

QLASG taken ..who is the manager for that group? Now don't tell me it is who I think it is?

Ask Soniya group Lets try QLSAG Qatar living Soniya Answering Group would that work Drac?

By GodFather.• 13 Aug 2010 22:45
GodFather.

Drac you are right.. Women Rule QL..:)

By Dracula• 13 Aug 2010 22:44
Dracula

QLASG is TAKEN!

(Qatar Living Anti Social Group)

Try another group title!

By GodFather.• 13 Aug 2010 22:43
GodFather.

yes please we should have one dedicated section or even start a Ask Soniya Group.. QLASG That is Qatar living Ask Soniya Group. Wow this young lady has really inspired me and has brought some fresh air into QL when QL was going to the dogs..

By GodFather.• 13 Aug 2010 22:40
GodFather.

On serious note. Soniya takes time and answers the question with great precision and also always provides a previous QL as a link in most of her answers. she is a brilliant researcher and great knowledge provider..

Soniya for President

By drmana• 13 Aug 2010 22:40
drmana

Dracula, why are you after my poor soul? What have I done to you? Is my signature that offensive? :-(((

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 22:39
anonymous

so we will have a new Ask Soniya section?

By Dracula• 13 Aug 2010 22:38
Dracula

and drmana as a Vicepresident!

By GodFather.• 13 Aug 2010 22:35
GodFather.

BritExpat..Lol..

By drmana• 13 Aug 2010 21:30
drmana

It has started....look at the link below. A question asked only to be answered by soniya :-)

http://www.qatarliving.com/answers/salary/re

By Dracula• 13 Aug 2010 21:06
Dracula

tell me a price, GabbSi.

:)

By Gabbar Singh• 13 Aug 2010 20:54
Gabbar Singh

What do I do?

By drmana• 13 Aug 2010 20:50
drmana

I was so bored whole day today and missed this thread :-(

By Gabbar Singh• 13 Aug 2010 20:30
Rating: 3/5
Gabbar Singh

Dear Soniya, I hope you will solve my problem too as you solved britexpat's and dotcom's. Mine is rather straightforward.

I am a homeopathic doctor. An elderly western expat (not the britexpat) was about to get married to a his 50 year junior filpina, asked me to develop a medicine for him. It took me 4 months and I produced his ordered medicine which could give any one 60 horsepower. Upon contacting him to inform him to come over and collect his medicine, I learned he expired. I could not let this expensive medicine go waste, so I took it myself. What do I do now? Can you help please?

By Dracula• 13 Aug 2010 20:11
Dracula

Soniya:

If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 20:00
anonymous

Dot.com your problem has a simple solution, introduce me to her ;o)

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 19:58
anonymous

Dear Soniya Jee

This will not difficult for you to give me solution as much britexpat problem.

I've a girl friend since one year, but we didn't do sex even not a single time. At starting time i was very tensed about our relation so i ignored her and rejected her appeal about sex bcoz i want sometime to addjust myself. Now i'm ready for sex but my girl friend says "Mera dil Nahi Kar raha" etc etc. And i know that she loves me a lot and care for me. But now everyone ask about our future plans. Now u tell me wht can i do to encourage her. and also tell you that i am very shy nature and i can't talk her in this manner. I can read out your solution so I can share my problem with you.

plzzzzzzzzzz give me some advice and tell me a right way....

By gudone• 13 Aug 2010 19:54
gudone

LOL Rony!! i also like Soniya's helpin mentality!!

By Rony John• 13 Aug 2010 19:14
Rony John

here's my vote for soniya, lets make her QL's very own Resident Consultant :)

By LostInSpace• 13 Aug 2010 19:09
LostInSpace

That joke is usually about the English right? :-)

Cymru Am Byth!

By FathimaH• 13 Aug 2010 18:30
FathimaH

You can do it,Soniya habibthy =)

By soniya• 13 Aug 2010 18:30
soniya

Gabbar, did u just dream that i've sent PM to u?? Oh puhllzz, get urself a life..

By soniya• 13 Aug 2010 18:29
soniya

Oh brit, sorry...This would be the first time in my life that i am unable to answer any query...:))))

By snessy• 13 Aug 2010 18:13
snessy

PMSL Brit :-)

By Gabbar Singh• 13 Aug 2010 18:12
Gabbar Singh

It isnt a publicity stunt. Soniya isnt' that cheap.

britexpat, soniya sent me a pm and asked to answer your query. Don't hide anything from your fiancée. Just imagine if she came to know about your brother-in-law being welsh after you both are married and well-settled, she would move in with the welsh guy...

By Dracula• 13 Aug 2010 18:08
Dracula

9' and still laughing...:)

By FlyingAce• 13 Aug 2010 18:04
FlyingAce

Soniya is our miss ql... :)

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 18:02
anonymous

ROFL Brit :))

By anonymous• 13 Aug 2010 18:00
anonymous

It seems you are in love with her...

By britexpat• 13 Aug 2010 17:59
Rating: 5/5
britexpat

Dear Soniya,

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in south London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Wales.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape and murder of a teenage boy 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand on charges of incest with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time working girl in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking at the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancée utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her in the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in -law being Welsh?

By soniya• 13 Aug 2010 17:56
soniya

??? publicity stunt??? did i tell anyone to post a thread on me?? Oh come on! i don't need such CHEAP PUBLICITY...

By crnkshft• 13 Aug 2010 17:56
crnkshft

In that thread you suggested we should post here. I have never posted here, but many have already responded, so you are right as usual!

By Gabbar Singh• 13 Aug 2010 17:53
Gabbar Singh

I agree soniya is an encyclopedia..

By crnkshft• 13 Aug 2010 17:53
crnkshft

He has been tutoring... :)

By soniya• 13 Aug 2010 17:51
soniya

Omg ! i am overwhelmed today...is this a thread on reply of this one?

http://www.qatarliving.com/answers/living-in-qatar/when-will-soniya-ask-a-question

By Gabbar Singh• 13 Aug 2010 17:49
Gabbar Singh

All you said is true about soni except that these days she talks a lot about medicines. don't know why.

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