An Arab, An American, and A Mexican...

nite_rider
By nite_rider

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, an Arab, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the Arab, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The Arab responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the Arab has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the Arab away, and say to the Mexican, “What do you want on your back?” “I will take nothing!” says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. “What will you take on your back?” the Amazons ask the American. He responds, “I ll take the Mexican.”

By gudone• 5 Aug 2010 11:46
gudone

ok WK

By anonymous• 5 Aug 2010 11:12
anonymous

gudone the best jokes are the ones which are offensive in nature.

Just lighten up and say HAHAHAHA :D

By Colt45• 5 Aug 2010 11:11
Colt45

yes it is.... now wat?

By gudone• 5 Aug 2010 11:06
gudone

hmm... u r rite WK.... so more precisely racist joke

By anonymous• 5 Aug 2010 11:03
anonymous

Heard this many times, when Indian friends were telling the joke, they replaced mexican with pakistani, when Pakistani friends were telling the joke, they replaced Mexican with Indian.

By Colt45• 5 Aug 2010 11:03
Colt45

You mean malabari?? :-P

By Blood• 5 Aug 2010 10:52
Blood

we already know how any can be a racist, you can keep it up !!!!!

By anonymous• 5 Aug 2010 10:46
anonymous

Draculaaaaaaaaaaa! NICE JOKE FELLOW! It's REAL INDEED! hahahahahaha

By general_disarray• 5 Aug 2010 10:31
general_disarray

I would have chosen the Arab, then I'd have the Mexican run over him with a LandCruiser.

By nite_rider• 5 Aug 2010 10:13
nite_rider

Draccy

By Dracula• 5 Aug 2010 10:10
Rating: 5/5
Dracula

A Qatari, an European and an American are all sitting around a campfire near Dukhan beach.

The European pulls out a bottle of Vodka, slams it down, throws it up in the air and shoots it.

He announces to his companions,"-There is plenty of Vodka in Europe."

The American takes out a bottle of Whiskey.

He slams it, throws it up in the air and shoots it.

He turns to the European and says, "-There's plenty of Whiskey in USA."

The Qatari shoots one Indian passing by...:

"- I don't drink, is haram!"

By t_coffee_or_me• 5 Aug 2010 09:32
t_coffee_or_me

let me know when to LOL

By GodFather.• 5 Aug 2010 09:31
GodFather.

ok nite_rider it is a joke and it may be also considered offence..:)

By nite_rider• 5 Aug 2010 09:24
nite_rider

its just a joke .. no offence

By Blood• 5 Aug 2010 09:23
Blood

for once he did not choose the Arabic

By GodFather.• 5 Aug 2010 09:22
GodFather.

yes mike I agree it is..

By mike51• 5 Aug 2010 09:21
mike51

This is a racist joke, isn't it?

By KHATTAK• 5 Aug 2010 09:18
KHATTAK

Poor Mexican :P

By garfieldisc• 5 Aug 2010 09:17
garfieldisc

hehehe...:)

By GodFather.• 5 Aug 2010 09:15
GodFather.

no comment..

By soniya• 5 Aug 2010 09:11
soniya

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