Airplane carry-on

Scarlett
By Scarlett

Airplane Carry-On

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs. A female
crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced to the entire cabin,
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise
your hand?"

Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself.

Men never learn.

By ChupaRustom• 29 Jan 2008 21:01
ChupaRustom

lol

By spicemom• 29 Jan 2008 21:01
spicemom

which man would want to admit in public he gave her crabs??lol

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By ChupaRustom• 29 Jan 2008 21:00
ChupaRustom

scarlet thats why i asked if it was a pun

By lima foxtrot• 29 Jan 2008 20:56
lima foxtrot

no men never learn. :)

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By Vegas• 29 Jan 2008 20:34
Vegas

No comment...

You can't teach experience...

By Scarlett• 29 Jan 2008 19:56
Scarlett

totally forgot about the "slang"...

Chupa...crabs are another word for body lice...

By wizmotr• 29 Jan 2008 19:53
wizmotr

I knew what form the punchline would take, but it still surprised me.

By pwb78• 29 Jan 2008 19:52
pwb78

Chupa - crabs are an STD as well as a sea animal... :)

By ChupaRustom• 29 Jan 2008 19:50
ChupaRustom

lol whats wrong in transporting crabs or is there a pun

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