Gents if you've ever been to the hamlet of Seathwaite in Borrowdale parish you'd understand the gravity of what I am about to unleash on unsuspecting pencil lovers everywhere
If you'll permit me not to give away too much before we meet, its just too ruddy sensitive to mention here, but if I said things like Tunisian Swan or The Worthing Riffers, you might be getting warm. Suffice to say through a bunch of shady deals done at undisclosed locations, Eberhard Faber himself managed to stick said instrument up his nipsy and sneak it over the Austro Hungarian border. Bring a magnifying glass. They say the ferrule still has traces of diced carrot in the grooves