Pencil Club

I am crying into my Horlicks Sir, speaking of which, Dick's old Mam made some cracking banana loaf last time, wonder if we'll be seeing any of that twixt my brotherhood of electrical workers pencil sets and the palomino blackwings... remember that time When Ferrari Donald told us Strvinsky never used blackwings chortle chortle the look on this face

Ah yes, the Barrowdale Martyrs – who could forget them. Recall a chappie in the from Hogarth & Hayes drowning his sorrows over a pint of Newcastle Brown and lamenting the use of froggie graphite and the Huns producing the damned things en masse. Will bring the disposable gloves just in case.

Gents if you've ever been to the hamlet of Seathwaite in Borrowdale parish you'd understand the gravity of what I am about to unleash on unsuspecting pencil lovers everywhere

If you'll permit me not to give away too much before we meet, its just too ruddy sensitive to mention here, but if I said things like Tunisian Swan or The Worthing Riffers, you might be getting warm. Suffice to say through a bunch of shady deals done at undisclosed locations, Eberhard Faber himself managed to stick said instrument up his nipsy and sneak it over the Austro Hungarian border. Bring a magnifying glass. They say the ferrule still has traces of diced carrot in the grooves

dear old Barrington has just shared some very exciting news with me. he has procured and is waiting for the arrival (subject to Qatar customs) the very pencil (which is a HB3) used by the one only Mr Walt Disney. he has provenance that this pencil was used by Mr Disney while creating such classics as Lady Beaver from lady and the tramp. how exciting, im truly looking forward to seeing such a wonderful find while consuming one of Mrs suppingtons most delicious humbugs

dear Muad why are you afraid

Would like to join but afraid

Sounds Suppah and Spiffing.... i'll bring along my coloured Berols and a good sharpener ....

We could perhaps play tiddlywinks afterwards