roflll sorry dont mean to be MEAN...but this guy just made me chuckle when i read his post. "Big surprise that despite the fire alarm going off (that too after the whole room was full of smoke) no fire brigade or fire fighter arrived at the scene..ever!"

I'm imagining him standing there looking at his house catch fire and waiting for the FF to come along any moment now.

I think everyone else has told you why i find that funny dont want to repeat, just that i actually did chuckle in my seat.

Thank god you are safe.